Hogwarts Christmas Carols

knee cole · 12-19-2003, 12:40 PM

I got this from a friend who got it from a friend.

Here Comes Voldemort
To the Tune of "Here Comes Santa Claus"

Here comes Voldemort
Here comes Voldemort
Straight towards 4 Privet Drive
Malfoy and Nott and all the DEs
Leave no one alive
Blood is streaming
People screaming
Oh, what a glorious night
Better hope you've said your prayers
Cuz Voldemort's coming tonight

Scary, Scary, Scary Christmas
To the Tune of the Carol of the Bells

Look up at Mars,
brightest of stars,
centaurs all say,
He's back to stay,

Voldemort's here,
filling with fear,
the young and old,
meek and the bold,

Stars tell no lies,
fear's on the rise,
Death Eaters meet,
Mudbloods retreat,

Grimly they speak
while people shriek,
spreading the fear,
Voldemort's near,

Scary, scary, scary, scary Christmas,
Scary, scary, scary, scary Christmas,
____ stars do portend
____ night without end,
their baleful glare bringing despair...

Silent Night, Ominous Night
To the Tune of "Silent Night"

Silent night, ominous night
This midsummer was wrought in fright
Dark Mark glowing - the omen of death
Families lying without drawing breath
Horror is growing in all

Silent night, ominous night
You-know-who is the unholy light
Death Eaters meeting their master with glee
Some children's futures are never to be
Horror is growing in all

Silent night, ominous night
Avada Kedavra - an all-killing blight
The Dark Lord wanders the earth yet again
Bringing a quiver to hearts of men
Horror is growing in all

Silent night, ominous night
All are quivering in fright
Wizards and Muggles are scared all alike
When will Voldemort's Death Eaters strike
Horror is cowing them all

Sev'rus the Hated Teacher
To the Tune of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"

You know Flitwick and Lockhart
And Vector and Moody
McGonagall, Quirrell
Trelawney and Moony
But do you recall...
The most hated teacher of all?

Sev'rus, the hated teacher
Had a long and hookéd nose
He was tall and quite imposing
Always dressing in black clothes

Most of the Hogwarts students
Hated him and cursed his name
Treating his students cruelly
That was Sev'rus' claim to fame!

Then one dark and tragic night
Albus came to say
"Sev'rus, in our time of need
Won't you help us, this I plead?"

Then all the students...
Well, ok, they all still pretty much hated him, cuz, c'mon, he's a
JERK,and really, just cuz he's on OUR side doesn't mean he can get away with treating students like that, I mean really!