Oh there are so many things to choose from - the sex club, the stripping, the blowing up a coal mine because his ex-wife told him to (that took the cake right there), the dressing up as a woman and dying his poodle's hair every color of the rainbow, the getting in fights with six or more guys at a time - all the time, the driving drunk, the using major illegal drugs, the peeing in a coke bottle, forgetting it and drinking his own pee the next day -- need I go on?

This is more than one relative mind you.
I tell you one thing I thought was really funny. My SIL thinks she's all that and a whole lot better than me because she's really skinny. (

She's dillustional.) One time I was at their place and what did I see hanging on the back of the bathroom door??? Her mega, mega, mega paddled bra.
