Actual resume blunders as reported by Fortune:
• "I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience"
• "I have lurnt WordPerfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheat progroms"
• "Reason for leaving last job: Maturity leave"
• "Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions"
• "Failed bar exam with relatively high grades"
• "It's best for employers that I not work with people"
• "I was working for my mom until she decided to move"
• "My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in
meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage"
• "As indicted, I have over five years of analyzing investments"
• "Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far"
• "Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store"
• "Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as "job-hopping". I have never quit a job"
• "Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Could not work under those conditions"
• "The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous
employers"
• "Finished eighth in my class of ten"
• "I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience"
• "I have lurnt WordPerfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheat progroms"
• "Reason for leaving last job: Maturity leave"
• "Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions"
• "Failed bar exam with relatively high grades"
• "It's best for employers that I not work with people"
• "I was working for my mom until she decided to move"
• "My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in
meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage"
• "As indicted, I have over five years of analyzing investments"
• "Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far"
• "Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store"
• "Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as "job-hopping". I have never quit a job"
• "Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Could not work under those conditions"
• "The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous
employers"
• "Finished eighth in my class of ten"
s 
