Actual British Military Officer Fitness Reports:
• His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
• This officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely
won't-be.
• When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
• He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
• This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
• This medical officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.
• He has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
• She sets low personal standards and thenconsistently fails to achieve them.
• He has the wisdom of youth and the energy of old age.
• This officer should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.
• Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
• This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
• His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
• This officer is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely
won't-be.
• When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
• He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
• This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
• This medical officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.
• He has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
• She sets low personal standards and thenconsistently fails to achieve them.
• He has the wisdom of youth and the energy of old age.
• This officer should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.
• Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
• This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
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