Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Baldwin Park
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
Blythe
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
Chico
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Hollywood
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
Long Beach
It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
Los Angeles
Toads may not be licked.
You may not hunt moths under a street light.
You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
Zoot suits are prohibited.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent
Pacific Grove
Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
Prunedale
Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.
Riverside
One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.
San Francisco
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Baldwin Park
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
Blythe
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
Chico
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Hollywood
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
Long Beach
It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
Los Angeles
Toads may not be licked.
You may not hunt moths under a street light.
You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
Zoot suits are prohibited.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent
Pacific Grove
Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
Prunedale
Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.
Riverside
One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.
San Francisco
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
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Those are HILARIOUS. I like the one about not wearing cowboy boots till you have 2 cows. LOL 
