ALCOHOL WARNINGS
It's been proposed that the following warning signs be placed on bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible perils of drinking
a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.
1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a dead skunk.
2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to
assault you.
4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.
6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bill.
It's been proposed that the following warning signs be placed on bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible perils of drinking
a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.
1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a dead skunk.
2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to
assault you.
4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you really think of him.
6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burn on the forehead.
7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Psycho Bill.
