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Write Your Letter To Santa - This Is For BIG Girls And Boys

post #1 of 11
12/4/05 at 10:55pm
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http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html

I have not been able to figure how to turn off my pop up's so I can see some things, need to look in to that. Love to read your story to Santa.
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post #2 of 11
12/5/05 at 3:28am
I just get a "cannot find server" message when I click the link

I wanna write to Santa
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post #3 of 11
12/5/05 at 9:53am
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Well dang when I click it it is still there. Only note I found was this.
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Fill in the blanks to write your letter to Santa Claus.
This one is for the BIG girls and boys.
(Note: Turn off pop-up blocker to retrieve letter.)
Sorry.
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post #4 of 11
12/6/05 at 3:24am
I guess that means that you have been 'nice' and I've been 'naughty', he doesn't even want an email from me

I guess I won't bother hanging a stocking this year

better start being 'nice' for next year I guess
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post #5 of 11
12/6/05 at 10:03am
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What can we say.
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post #6 of 11
12/6/05 at 11:38am
Here's mine
Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Jen's Christmas party. It was Michelle who spiked the punch with too much tequila. I can't help it if I drank 47 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like coffee.

I thought it was funny when I put Jenny's spongebob pants on my head and danced the Rumba on the bed while singing `Redneck woman'. I didn't mean to break Jen's computer and don't know why Jen would sue me for speeding.

I don't remember calling Tony's wife a sexy cow---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on Cori's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that chicken.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my mini van through my neighbor's chimney. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a wide dog and have me arrested for sexual harrassment!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all boring and crabby. And I'm really not to blame for any of this mean stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and lovingly yours,
Krista (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 26 bucks!
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post #7 of 11
12/6/05 at 11:59am
Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Becky's Christmas party. It was Jenny who spiked the punch with too much Pop. I can't help it if I drank 63 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like apple pie.

I thought it was funny when I put Nikky's Pants on my head and danced the Rumba on the Table while singing `It's a small world'. I didn't mean to break Becky's CD Player and don't know why Becky would sue me for Murder.

I don't remember calling Rick's wife a smooth cow---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and orange lipstick!

And when I threw up on Jessica's husband's butt, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a pretty pig and have me arrested for rape!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all strong and bright. And I'm really not to blame for any of this hardy stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and very yours,
Karen (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 75 bucks!
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post #8 of 11
12/6/05 at 11:21pm
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Krista and Karen very funny.
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post #9 of 11
12/10/05 at 10:07pm
Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Rene's Christmas party. It was Bob who spiked the punch with too much Diet Coke. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Vanilla.

I thought it was funny when I put Peggy's Coat on my head and danced the Hula on the Table while singing `Jingle Bell Rock'. I didn't mean to break Rene's MP3 Player and don't know why Rene would sue me for Breaking and entering.

I don't remember calling John's wife a slimey Horse---even though she looked like one with Brown eye shadow and Green lipstick!

And when I threw up on Linda's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that cheesecake.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my truck through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a rude cow and have me arrested for petty theft!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all large and sneaky. And I'm really not to blame for any of this bulging stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and nicely yours,
Dina (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 14 bucks!
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post #10 of 11
12/10/05 at 10:08pm


I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!
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post #11 of 11
12/11/05 at 5:31am
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Dina
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