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post #1 of 31
12/21/05 at 10:42pm
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I just get so tickled at the way Payton says certain things. It took me WEEKS to figure out that YA YA meant princess. What Johnny and I find so cute is that she says her name as "MY YOU". If you say "Payton, you are a monkey!" she says "no I no monkey, I My You!"

What are some of the cute mispronouncations your toddler says?
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post #2 of 31
12/21/05 at 10:43pm
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And we play this word game and ask Payton to say all kinds of words. When you ask Payton to say Johnny she ALWAYS says Daddy but if you ask her to say Krista she says "ta-ta"
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post #3 of 31
12/21/05 at 10:46pm
That's very cute!
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post #4 of 31
12/21/05 at 11:06pm
Jared STILL calls socks "hocks"
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post #5 of 31
12/22/05 at 12:05am
My son asked what the things below his "pistol" were, once, and I told him they were "testicles". He thought, then asked me what his "technicals" were for. I about died laughing. Gives a whole new meaning to "technical support" now, doesn't it.....
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post #6 of 31
12/22/05 at 12:25am
Kimmy used to say f*ck for truck....very embarrassing sometimes!
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post #7 of 31
12/22/05 at 12:53am
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Originally Posted by MeShell
Kimmy used to say f*ck for truck....very embarrassing sometimes!
My sister used to do that.. I, being older, would encourage her to call people "truckers"... And somehow, I always got in trouble for it...
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post #8 of 31
12/22/05 at 7:04am
When my sister Briana was little (18 months or something) she heard my step mum call my dad a bastard so she started calling everyone a basket. Also when Briana was about the same age (maybe younger) whenever we put her down to bed at night she would say "one role" we had no idea what this meant and then we finally figured it out, she was saying "little while" coz she wanted someone to stay with her until she fell asleep. Can't wait 'til Hayley starts saying funny things, so far its just a few words like dad-dad etc and jibberish.
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post #9 of 31
12/22/05 at 11:08am
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post #10 of 31
12/22/05 at 12:11pm
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Those are all so cute
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post #11 of 31
12/22/05 at 12:42pm
Haley said "f*ck" for truck also and it drove me crazy.
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post #12 of 31
12/22/05 at 4:25pm
michael use to call a golf cart a" mini drive wheel " i have no clue where he got that from !!!!!!!!
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post #13 of 31
12/22/05 at 4:28pm
my neice used to say for fox and the hound f**king the hound
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post #14 of 31
12/22/05 at 5:06pm
When Jimmy was little the only way to get him to exit the bathroom was to say "bye bye bathroom" as he got a little older and started to to talk it took me weeks to fiqure this one out...


bye bye baby lou, uh?

BYE BYE BATHROOM
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post #15 of 31
12/22/05 at 6:41pm
I love the way both the boys say Christophers name. The way Chris says it, it sounds like pisstahpah. The way Shawn says it it is titahper.
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post #16 of 31
12/23/05 at 1:36am
Pee--please
Dunny--Bunny
Nike-Thank you
Bumpy-Blankie

And she used to say Die for bye
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post #17 of 31
12/29/05 at 1:05pm
Judy, my boys used to call there testicles "tenticles"....as in "mommy these undies hurt my tenticles" one time in the dr.office.
Anna used to call dalmations "dalmaimitts" and Josh was worse cause he walked up to a man and ask him if he could pet his "damnation".

A little girl I used to watch couldn't say Bridget very well so she would say b*tchit....so her mom thought calling me Bridgie(Like Anna does) would be easier so I became B*tchy.

Jesse used to call boogies "booties"........so instead of picking his boogie he would say "I pick my booty"
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post #18 of 31
12/29/05 at 2:15pm
Ryan has a hard time with some of his letters.... and he often talks about how he 'f*cks his fum' ........... drives me up a wall, and I have to question him sometimes... obviously ... he is telling me about how he SUCKS his THUMB....

When he was little the vacuum was the 'ba-boom'

He also started saying 'Damage' ... thinking he was saying 'damn it' ...


now he is smarter and isnt allowed to say butt-head, or stupid, and if he gets caught saying it and you ask him what he said - he will say he said 'dupid ... or gutt-head' ... we used to laugh ... but now we have to tell him he cant even say rhyming words!
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post #19 of 31
12/30/05 at 11:04am
Brandon used to say I didn't do it on promise instead of purpose, which I loved...

Justin calls Bob the Builder Dod Dilder.... sounds like a sex toy. And motorcycles are boom boom cycies..
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post #20 of 31
12/30/05 at 11:07am
Zachary is 4 and still has a few funny things he says. If he does something without any help, he did it "All my byself" and he hasn't figured out how to use conjuctions so he'll say something like "I'm cool, am I?"
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post #21 of 31
12/30/05 at 11:41am
When she wants to, my dd can speak quite clearly. However, she seldom wants to. When she was younger she called everything f*ck. It took us awhile to figure out what f*ucks were. They are all types of vechiles and water fowl. Now, she calls all vehicles trucks and she's doing considerably better with birds, of course, she adores birds.

It took us a long time to figure out what Kibble was. Kibble is careful. She hears that word a lot! And of course, she calls me Miss instead of mommy.
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post #22 of 31
1/4/06 at 12:03pm
Last week we went to breakfast at IHOP and I told Brandon it was in the Kohl's Plaza. So on the way he says, how far away is Kohlslaw? I was like what?? and he repeated himself. I had to laugh as I asked if he meant Kohl's Plaza and he said yes.
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post #23 of 31
1/4/06 at 12:05pm
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That's cute!
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post #24 of 31
1/13/06 at 4:05pm
I love listening to 2 yr olds speak. They say things so cute. My daughter doesn't say L's very well. So everything that should be said as an l, is said as a w. She also makes up names for things. Like the movie Madagascar, she calls racecar. She calls rags and things you wipe stuff up with (tissuesm paper towels) frags.
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post #25 of 31
1/13/06 at 4:16pm
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how cute
Payton calls burgers (and sandwiches) "burburs". Now of course we all call them burburs.
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post #26 of 31
1/17/06 at 12:09am
Aaron says "tit" for sit. He used to call hair "hore", so when he wanted to play with my hair, he would say, "I play mommy's hore." For what's that, he says "be at." He calls Bob the Builder, "Bob beeber."
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post #27 of 31
1/17/06 at 2:38pm
Justins' new word is Kepage.... that is ketchup!
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post #28 of 31
1/17/06 at 3:54pm
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Originally Posted by mama2emmalea
I love listening to 2 yr olds speak. They say things so cute. My daughter doesn't say L's very well. So everything that should be said as an l, is said as a w. She also makes up names for things. Like the movie Madagascar, she calls racecar. She calls rags and things you wipe stuff up with (tissuesm paper towels) frags.
LOL and she makes up names for people! I miss that kid!
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post #29 of 31
1/22/06 at 12:41pm
When you tell Aaron, "I love you," he says, "Yellow."
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post #30 of 31
1/22/06 at 1:13pm
Dylan has some cute ones..
Scooby Doo= oody eww
love you = eat you
Austin = odd end LOL
Cheri (babysitter) = cheese
Please = piss
Cheri's daughters name is Niki and he calls her Licky
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