The Divorced Woman's Alphabet

A is for Ass because that's how you were toward me
B is for Brain which was located between your legs
C is for Commitment which you never gave
D is for Dying which is what our relationship was doing
E is for Ego which yours was bigger than a hot air balloon
F is for Faithfull, as long as there wasn't someone (or something) better to do
G is for the spot you couldn't find
H is for laughter (HaHa), who's laughing now?
I is for Important which is what I thought we were to you
J is for Jugular, the one I'd like to sever
K is for Kinky although you just laid there
L is for Love in most cases but exceptions have been made. L is for Loser which is what you decided you wanted to be
M is for Man, has anyone found one yet?
N is for Narcottics, the ones you were supposed to be quitting but instead you picked up on using more of a variety
O is for Orgasms, I would've been satisfied with just one
P is for Payback, remember it's hell
Q is for Quitter which is was you did
R is for Romantic which is what you stopped being
S is for Satisfied which is what you never made me feel in any way
T is for Teenager, the one who only parties and relies on others to take care of him, which is also what you decided you wanted to be
U is for the Ugly situation we're in now
V is for the Victory we all know will be mine
W is for Waiting, which is what I'm no longer doing for you
X is for what you are to me now
Y is for all the questions that still linger with me
Z is for the end of everything we had, Zilch