How much time have you got?

Stole both of our toothbrushes and decided to pull/chew the rubber grippy parts off the handle and then throw them in the bathtub.

Decided that fruit-flavored Tootsie Rolls make great play-dough and decided to make some model of something and leave it in the carpet. Also decided he doesn't like the vanilla ones at at all and we've found half-eaten ones all over the house. Not a fun thing to pull out of carpet.
Dumped an entire bottle of shampoo and about 3/4 a bottle of conditioner into his bath water. Usually he likes Daddy's, but we started hiding that, so now it's Mommy's.
Decided he REALLY likes one of the kittens. Tries to pet it all the time. His idea of petting it is "hugging" it around the neck with his hands and saying "Nice Kitty. Love the kitty." And we have to go rescue it.
Ummm.... he really has been pretty good lately.
