My dh's brother and wife may be up this week. They have no children and he doesn't work. He is a house husband with no one to pick up after, therefore, their house is spotless. Naturally ours is not. Save me from relatives! Please pass the keeping their mouths shut and hold the nasty comments about our child rearing, housekeeping, weight, and life in general. There's nothing like people who don't have children nor have they ever been around children to tell you how to raise yours and critise your housekeeping skills. 
