12-10-06
Dear Unborn Baby,
You are hereby given notice that you are in breach of your tenancy of the premises located in Parental body, under the terms of the lease begun at conception, between The Parents as landlord and Unborn Baby as tenant.
You are in breach because you have failed to comply with the terms and conditions of your tenancy, as follows: Upon completion of week 38, today, you are considered Full Term and thereby the lease agreement has been reached in full.
To remedy the above breach, you must do the following: Relinquish residency. Please consider this letter a final demand for you to remedy this situation.
If you fail to comply, the undersigned may commence eviction proceedings, also know as induction, and exercise other available rights and remedies under medical advice.
Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.
Very truly yours,
Your Parents
"change anything in red to fit you're needs"
Dear Unborn Baby,
You are hereby given notice that you are in breach of your tenancy of the premises located in Parental body, under the terms of the lease begun at conception, between The Parents as landlord and Unborn Baby as tenant.
You are in breach because you have failed to comply with the terms and conditions of your tenancy, as follows: Upon completion of week 38, today, you are considered Full Term and thereby the lease agreement has been reached in full.
To remedy the above breach, you must do the following: Relinquish residency. Please consider this letter a final demand for you to remedy this situation.
If you fail to comply, the undersigned may commence eviction proceedings, also know as induction, and exercise other available rights and remedies under medical advice.
Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.
Very truly yours,
Your Parents
"change anything in red to fit you're needs"
Hilarious!!
