I found these today while looking for a new quote for my siggy.
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"It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner."
---Ben Bergor
"The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy."
---Unknown
"Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath, and hope we've set aside enough money to pay for our kids' therapy."
---Michelle Pfeiffer
"A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend's houses, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house."
---Unknown
"The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet."
---Bill Cosby
"Home is a place where teenagers go to refuel."
---Unknown
"Teenager with nose ring, baggy clothing and spiked hair to friend: I don't really like dressing like this, but it keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere they go."
---Unknown
"Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare."
---Ed Asner
"You know your children have grown up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they are going."
---Unknown
"The law of heredity is that all undesirable traits come from the other parent."
---Unknown
"A thoughtful kid is one who leaves enough gas in the tank for you to get to the filling station."
---Unknown
"A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be."
---Unknown
"Any astronomer can predict with absolute accuracy just where every star in the universe will be at 11:30 tonight. He can make no such prediction about his teenage daughter."
---James T. Adams
"The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about."
---Unknown
"Adorable children are considered to be the general property of the human race. Rude children belong to their mothers."
---Judith Martin
"Children are the most expensive form of entertainment."
---Mihaela Iosof
"A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase."
---Unknown
"Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other."
---Laurence J. Peter
"Adolescence is perhaps nature's way of preparing parents to welcome the empty nest."
---Karen Savage and Patricia Adams
____________________________
"It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner."
---Ben Bergor
"The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy."
---Unknown
"Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath, and hope we've set aside enough money to pay for our kids' therapy."
---Michelle Pfeiffer
"A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments, soccer games, romances, best friends, location of friend's houses, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house."
---Unknown
"The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet."
---Bill Cosby
"Home is a place where teenagers go to refuel."
---Unknown
"Teenager with nose ring, baggy clothing and spiked hair to friend: I don't really like dressing like this, but it keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere they go."
---Unknown
"Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare."
---Ed Asner
"You know your children have grown up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they are going."
---Unknown
"The law of heredity is that all undesirable traits come from the other parent."
---Unknown
"A thoughtful kid is one who leaves enough gas in the tank for you to get to the filling station."
---Unknown
"A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be."
---Unknown
"Any astronomer can predict with absolute accuracy just where every star in the universe will be at 11:30 tonight. He can make no such prediction about his teenage daughter."
---James T. Adams
"The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about."
---Unknown
"Adorable children are considered to be the general property of the human race. Rude children belong to their mothers."
---Judith Martin
"Children are the most expensive form of entertainment."
---Mihaela Iosof
"A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase."
---Unknown
"Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other."
---Laurence J. Peter
"Adolescence is perhaps nature's way of preparing parents to welcome the empty nest."
---Karen Savage and Patricia Adams
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