I was looking up headlines and found some reallly funny ones? They obviously aren't meant the way they sound!
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
I can see them now! "Look, there's another one of those vicious JayWalkers! Gun the engine!"
Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted
Ok, I've wanted to hit my kids at times, but really!
Drunk gets nine months in violin case
Gotta be a tight fit!
Iraqi head seeks arms
I just have this mental image.......
Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
This one cracked me up!
Prostitutes appeal to Pope
And just what do they think he is going to say!?!
Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over
Guess there have to be some perks to every job!
Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
She's obviously looking in the wrong places!
British left waffles on Falkland Islands
Plane too close to ground, crash probe told
DUH!
Miners refuse to work after death
I don't blame them a bit!
Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
That's a bit harsh!
Stolen painting found by tree
And I thought trees were stupid!
Two soviet ships collide, one dies
2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter
Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years
Never withhold herpes infection from loved one
War dims hope for peace
Really? I wouldn't have guessed!
If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
Another brain storm!
Cold wave linked to temperatures
Man is fatally slain
Enfiels couple slain; Police suspect homicide
Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says
(these ones are from JustPlainSilly Newspaper Headlines)
CONDOM FAULTS COULD LEAD TO DATING POLICY
S.C. SENATE OK's MARITAL RAPE
SEVERAL VIKINGS HIT WITH INTESTINAL INFECTION; MORE COLOR PHOTOS, PAGE 14C
DEAD CATS PROTEST
STATE: SEX WITH MINOR WORTH FELONY CHARGE
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
I can see them now! "Look, there's another one of those vicious JayWalkers! Gun the engine!"
Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted
Ok, I've wanted to hit my kids at times, but really!
Drunk gets nine months in violin case
Gotta be a tight fit!
Iraqi head seeks arms
I just have this mental image.......
Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
This one cracked me up!Prostitutes appeal to Pope
And just what do they think he is going to say!?!
Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over
Guess there have to be some perks to every job!
Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
She's obviously looking in the wrong places!
British left waffles on Falkland Islands
Plane too close to ground, crash probe told
DUH!
Miners refuse to work after death
I don't blame them a bit!
Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
That's a bit harsh!
Stolen painting found by tree
And I thought trees were stupid!
Two soviet ships collide, one dies
2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter
Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years
Never withhold herpes infection from loved one
War dims hope for peace
Really? I wouldn't have guessed!
If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while
Another brain storm!
Cold wave linked to temperatures
Man is fatally slain
Enfiels couple slain; Police suspect homicide
Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says
(these ones are from JustPlainSilly Newspaper Headlines)
CONDOM FAULTS COULD LEAD TO DATING POLICY
S.C. SENATE OK's MARITAL RAPE
SEVERAL VIKINGS HIT WITH INTESTINAL INFECTION; MORE COLOR PHOTOS, PAGE 14C
DEAD CATS PROTEST
STATE: SEX WITH MINOR WORTH FELONY CHARGE
Color photos!!
