I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried female friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress. I have been married for 30+ years to the same man.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, black stockings, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, black stockings, tall stiletto heels and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stiletto heels and a mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night long.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stiletto heels and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
'What's for dinner, Batman?
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, black stockings, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, black stockings, tall stiletto heels and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stiletto heels and a mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night long.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stiletto heels and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,
'What's for dinner, Batman?
That's better than what I was expecting ... "oh, no ... again?"
That's too funny!!!!
That's a good one!
