My sister doesn't call me for months, then yesterday she calls me over the stupidest stuff and doesn't let me have a word in edgewise. Apparently, all she wanted was my help choosing esclairs or cheesecake for her kids' kindergarten party at school and to critize dad's wife's taste in paint colors for their speculation house. Why does this require my valuable insight?
I told her scratch the cheesecake because some kids are lactose intolerant. Then she said her ds does not like chocolate and there is only one child in her dd's class that is lactose intolerant. So I said, get one class esclairs and the other cheesecake then. Next she goes into why she can't do this. You can't handle this crisis why exactly?
Doesn't that stuff all violate the healthy snack rule?
Then she goes into how my dad's other wife had better taste in paint colors than the present one. She starts this conversation with "I know you don't like S, but..." No, I don't like S! Why are we talking about S! They haven't been married for over 10 almost 15 years! No, I do not want to talk about S. I never liked her. I never will. And I definitely don't care about paint colors for houses that are for sale that I have never seen, never will see and don't care about in the slightest!
In fact, last time D picked Barbie doll pink for a bedroom which my sister said was the kiss of death and it sold in less than a week to someone with a dd who had to have a Barbie pink room. So maybe D is not as tasteless and clueless as my sister thinks.
And not a word on a single topic on any subject I was interested in! Before I could get her input on something I am working on, she hangs up! I think my sister lives to drive me
Now, I am driving y'all too, because I don't want to be 
alone!
I told her scratch the cheesecake because some kids are lactose intolerant. Then she said her ds does not like chocolate and there is only one child in her dd's class that is lactose intolerant. So I said, get one class esclairs and the other cheesecake then. Next she goes into why she can't do this. You can't handle this crisis why exactly?
Doesn't that stuff all violate the healthy snack rule?Then she goes into how my dad's other wife had better taste in paint colors than the present one. She starts this conversation with "I know you don't like S, but..." No, I don't like S! Why are we talking about S! They haven't been married for over 10 almost 15 years! No, I do not want to talk about S. I never liked her. I never will. And I definitely don't care about paint colors for houses that are for sale that I have never seen, never will see and don't care about in the slightest!
In fact, last time D picked Barbie doll pink for a bedroom which my sister said was the kiss of death and it sold in less than a week to someone with a dd who had to have a Barbie pink room. So maybe D is not as tasteless and clueless as my sister thinks.
And not a word on a single topic on any subject I was interested in! Before I could get her input on something I am working on, she hangs up! I think my sister lives to drive me
Now, I am driving y'all too, because I don't want to be alone!
Sorry, but it sounds like the conversations I have with my bro and SIL! LOL!
