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Friends Vs Texas Friends

post #1 of 8
5/28/09 at 7:30pm
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FRIENDS VS TEXAS FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Always bring the food.

FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, playing dominoes or cards and just being together.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'.

FRIENDS: will visit you in jail.
TEXAS FRIENDS: will spend the night in jail with you.

FRIENDS: will visit you in the hospital when you're sick
TEXAS FRIENDS: will cut your grass and clean your house then come spend the night with you in the hospital and cook for you when you come home

FRIENDS: have you on speed dial
TEXAS FRIENDS: have your number memorized.

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Might ignore this.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will forward this to all their Texas Friends and those who once lived in Texas
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post #2 of 8
5/28/09 at 7:34pm
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Re: Friends Vs Texas Friends

This is so true! When I had Drew. Rick had just started a new job and couldn't take any time off from work. One friend came over everyday for the first two weeks to ehlp me out and give me time to sleep. W

hen Ally was born (dead of winter), one friend came over every morning to walk Drew to the bus stop so I wouldn't have to let him go by himself or leave the baby (Ally) while I walked him. She left work early every day to pick him and walk him home, then went back to work.

In both cases, friends brought over enough food to get us thru the first few weeks without me having to cook much.

When I had my dental surgery, Rick couldn't take any time off, so I was in the hospital by myself and Ally was less than 1 year old. My friend Tisha took a week off from work, cared for Ally everyday, got Drew off to school adn picked him up everyday, brought the kids up to see me 2 or 3 times a day, cooked for Rick and stayed with me at night so Rick could spend time with the kids.

THAT'S what Texas friends are like!
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post #3 of 8
6/7/09 at 7:48pm

Re: Friends Vs Texas Friends

I love this!!!
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post #4 of 8
6/8/09 at 10:41am

Re: Friends Vs Texas Friends

So true
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post #5 of 8
6/8/09 at 3:45pm

Re: Friends Vs Texas Friends

I miss Texas. WV is a terrible place to make friends. I have lived here for 12 years and don't have any friends. I am so ready to move back to the Southwest!
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post #6 of 8
6/8/09 at 4:33pm
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Re: Friends Vs Texas Friends

COME TO TEXAS! You dont' really want to go to NM - you want to come to Texas!
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post #7 of 8
6/8/09 at 5:18pm

Re: Friends Vs Texas Friends

I lived in SA for four years. We did talk about moving to Houston, but settled on NM.
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post #8 of 8
6/9/09 at 9:24am
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Re: Friends Vs Texas Friends

BAH! Houston is better!
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