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Military Joke

post #1 of 5
8/17/10 at 9:35am
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A Marine stationed in Iraq recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.

Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love,
Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care,
Ricky
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post #2 of 5
8/17/10 at 10:05am

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I've seen that one before, but I'll forward to Rick. He's already passing around the other one at work. He just called to tell me they all LOVE it!
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8/17/10 at 10:06am
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post #4 of 5
8/17/10 at 10:56am

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He just called and told me his boss (ex marine) laughed so hard he had tears in his eyes!
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post #5 of 5
12/14/10 at 8:45am

Army basic trainees at Fort McClellan were required to go on a demanding 12-mile march. They got started at 6 a.m. and were pumped up for the trek.

An hour later, feeling the heavy load of their packs, they wondered if the end would ever come.

“Men,” our sergeant yelled, “You're doing a FINE job. We've already covered four miles!”

Revitalized, we picked up the pace.

“And,” continued Sarge, “we should reach the starting point any minute now.”

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