BabyUniversity.com › Forums › Mom's Retreat › Time Out › Looking for wealthy husband??
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

Looking for wealthy husband??

post #1 of 10
Thread Starter 

‎"A Reply From CEO of J.P. Morgan To A Pretty Girl Seeking A Rich Husband".. !

 

 

A young 'n pretty lady posted this on a popular forum: 

... ----------------------------------------------------
Title: What Should I do to Marry A Rich Guy?
----------------------------------------------------

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style 'n good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.

You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?

I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income,'n it seems that this is my upper limit.

If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names 'n addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks 'n are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, 'n who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

A Philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:

Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope
everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" 'n "money" : Person A provides beauty,'n Person B pays for it, fair 'n square.

However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, 'n you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it 'n it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. 'n by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me.

signed,
J.P. Morgan CEO...

post #2 of 10
Thread Starter 

Ok, hold it right there. Before posting any feedbacks, I would to say that I just got this posted on the male forum I am a member of. Just thought it would be fun to share this here with you ladies. No HARD FEELINGS. Just enjoy... lol

post #3 of 10

I have a few answers for the question of why plain women are married to rich men.

 

1.  It's her money not his.  Feel free to go for it, but if she gets him all the money will stay with wifey. 

 

2.  She makes more money than he does.

 

3.  She married him when he was broke and helped him make it to the top.

 

4.  After loads of beautiful, shallow, self centered women, he finally found someone who likes him more than his money.

 

5.  She is intelligent, funny, other qualities he likes etc. - IE assets that appreciate not depreciate. 

 

6.  Maybe you're the boring one with nothing to talk about but yourself, clothes and make up. 

 

7.  Leave the married to a plain woman man alone.  Plain women of rich men can find good lawyers as well as beautiful women.  After that, he might not be so rich.

 

Here's a thought, make your own money.  I suggest reality TV, your type of good looking. money and attention grabbing type seem to make it big.  Tip:  Hoarders, Intervention or Dr. Phil are not the kind shows you're looking for.

post #4 of 10

Feel free to share my posts with your male friends.

 

When I met my dh, he was extremely good looking and had lots of prospects of becoming wealthy.  (Obviously, that didn't happen.)  A)  I married him when he was still in the Army and far from rich.  B) I stayed with him even when he was disabled and made nothing at all and all our income was mine. C) I've been with him for almost 20 years and have no intention of ever leaving. 

 

Here's some stories of women I know who successfully married wealthy men:

 

I knew a woman who married a man who had a net worth of over $11 million.  She, however, had a net worth of close to $30 million.  (The rich often marry other rich.) They are both now deceased and their useless offspring are battling it out over the cash.

 

I did not know this woman personally, she was the friend of a very close friend.  This woman was a beautiful, young African lady of some wealth herself.  She married a 90 year old Italian multimillionaire.  He was dying.  Things looked very good for this young lady.  He begged her to take him to Africa to die in the bosom of her family - which she did thinking he would soon croak.  But...

He made a complete recovery and was still living  over 10 years later when my friend told me this story. 

 

My sister successfully snagged a man in the category this girl is looking for.  In addition to wealth, he also won some awards in the TV industry so he also had some fame.  On the other hand, I've talked to many brick walls that are more interesting, found dog poo better looking and he has a personally I can only say would be popular on certain reality TV shows, oh, and did I mention, he is also an alcoholic and probably gay.  He is definitely a fixer upper.  To be fair, my sister is less of a prize than he is.  However, if a gal like this went after my sister's man, that woman would soon learn the definition of the word harpy and psycho.  Go after my sister's man and be afraid, be very afraid, poop your pants - because she is one crazy, psycho bitch from he!!.

post #5 of 10

BTW, I thought your post was very funny.  How did she determine this was a rich men's forum?  Maybe you guys are only pretending to be rich so you can "lease" some good looking women.  Like any guy is going to answer this question with real places she can meet rich guys.  You could always give her several addresses in the slums or houses of prostitution.  Lol!  I will give her one true tip.  My sister met her dh tending bar.  Matt Damon's wife was also a bartender.  Some male celebrities appear to have had relationships with waitresses and in the case of Arnold Schwarzenegger, a maid.  So a fine job in the service industry might do it. Or if she happens to be interested in politicians, an intern or a page.  Oh, that's right, she'd most likely need a gender change and to reduce her age to about 15 for that.  LOL!

post #6 of 10
Thread Starter 


 

Quote:
Originally Posted by Grace View Post

When I met my dh, he was extremely good looking and had lots of prospects of becoming wealthy.  (Obviously, that didn't happen.)  A)  I married him when he was still in the Army and far from rich.  B) I stayed with him even when he was disabled and made nothing at all and all our income was mine. C) I've been with him for almost 20 years and have no intention of ever leaving. 

 

 



I don't really know how to react to this. I guess your husband is just so so lucky to have you around with him. 

post #7 of 10
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grace View Post

I have a few answers for the question of why plain women are married to rich men.

 

3.  She married him when he was broke and helped him make it to the top.

 

 

I couldn't agree more.

post #8 of 10
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grace View Post

BTW, I thought your post was very funny.  How did she determine this was a rich men's forum?  Maybe you guys are only pretending to be rich so you can "lease" some good looking women.  Like any guy is going to answer this question with real places she can meet rich guys.  You could always give her several addresses in the slums or houses of prostitution.  Lol!  I will give her one true tip.  My sister met her dh tending bar.  Matt Damon's wife was also a bartender.  Some male celebrities appear to have had relationships with waitresses and in the case of Arnold Schwarzenegger, a maid.  So a fine job in the service industry might do it. Or if she happens to be interested in politicians, an intern or a page.  Oh, that's right, she'd most likely need a gender change and to reduce her age to about 15 for that.  LOL!



LOL. That was actually posted on fb by a friend of mine. He just "shared" it also from another friend. But yeah, we thought it was really hilarious. 

 

 

post #9 of 10

I hope he thinks so.  Lately, although, financially things are better than ever, he's been looking at all those past broke years and feeling angry.  Yesterday, I said to him, "Remember the time we were so broke we couldn't afford Christmas decorations, so I drew pictures from coloring books om the walls.  And the time you bought 1/2 off floral picks at Big Lots and made a bunch of Christmas decorations."  He said he would never get nostalgic about those times. I wasn't really "getting nostalgic", I was just thinking about my rich cousins and how they neither sew nor cook nor know any arts or crafts.  They are 1%ers, but they don't know how to do much outside their professions.  Poor people or middle class people can often do lots of these things and have a wide range of interests.  Just saying, I'd rather be around a "better class of losers" as Randy Travis would say.  Imagine going through life and never learning how to do anything that doesn't make money.

post #10 of 10
Thread Starter 

"better class of losers"

 

Oh boy. That just made my day. 

 

Yeah, I have to agree with you. I have a couple of friends who are really earning more than 500k a year and yes, most of them are more losers than we think of people living in third world countries.

 

Thanks for sharing those stuff about your husband. You  guys must have been in really tough times. But I adore you for being so strong. I really mean it. I don't know how else to say it.

New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: Time Out
BabyUniversity.com › Forums › Mom's Retreat › Time Out › Looking for wealthy husband??