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Share your funniest moments while breastfeeding

post #1 of 32
12/17/03 at 4:25pm
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I want to hear all of ya'lls most embarrassing and/or funny moments while you were breastfeeding Do you have a story to share?
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post #2 of 32
12/17/03 at 5:57pm
This sin't really embarrassing, but any more, if I'm laying on the couch or bed nursing Issac, sometimes he'll pull off and sit up to look at something, then when he sees my nekkid boob, he literally dives for it! And he's pretty accurate, too!
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post #3 of 32
12/18/03 at 12:34am
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How cute that must be to see!LOL!
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post #4 of 32
12/20/03 at 3:20pm
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Last week Emily came into my room (where I was breastfeeding Payton) with her shirt hiked up 'nursing' her baby.
She said "I am nursing my baby too, Mommy. But she is having juice"
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post #5 of 32
12/20/03 at 3:40pm
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post #6 of 32
12/20/03 at 3:41pm
Oh, and whenever Issac's grumpy, Rachelle asks me "Is it booby time for Issac?"
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post #7 of 32
12/20/03 at 3:48pm
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Yeah, Emily always asks me if Payton wants boob now!LOL!
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post #8 of 32
1/5/04 at 10:36pm
My most embarassing moment was one of the first times we took her out after she was a month old. It was in a fairly crowded restraunt. She lifted up my blouse and everyone! I think this is kind of funny too. She turn her head completely to watch tv with my still in her mouth. I kind of have the incredibly stretching boobie going on there when she does that.
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post #9 of 32
1/6/04 at 1:19am
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I hate it when the kids do that stretching of the boob thing!LOL!
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post #10 of 32
1/6/04 at 1:25am
Elizabeth stretches also and her little teeth sinks in.

When Elizabeth is getting finished...I'll look down at her and she is staring at me. Then she blows on my boob and laughs and laughs. Later on she will pull my shirt up and if I am not wearing a bra she helps herself.
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post #11 of 32
1/6/04 at 1:37am
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how cute!
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post #12 of 32
1/6/04 at 2:22am
She's rotten and she knows it! But thats my little girl!
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post #13 of 32
1/19/04 at 1:32am
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post #14 of 32
3/11/04 at 6:45pm
These I think are cute and funny: When Elizabeth was first born, Alexander didn't like it at all that I was nursing her. He would tell me to get my "yucky boobie" out of Elizabeth's mouth and would try to pull her away.

While Elizabeth was nursing recently, Alexander asked if he could "eat my boobie". I told him sure and he would get close, say "it's gonna taste yucky" and laugh. He thought that was the funniest thing.

Elizabeth one day was pulling away and she bit my boob. I said ouch and my son and husband thought that was funny. For a week or so they had her biting me because she thought it was a game - she'd do it and they'd laugh. Then I was the bad guy when I put her down and wouldn't let her nurse for a minute or so. I got even when she accidentaly gave Billy a "boobie twister" one day and I laughed. She did it several times after that and he never again laughed when she bit me.

Then there's the time Elizabeth was doing her walk-by nursing. As she was leaving she hit my boob like it was a drum. I laughed and said "that's not a drum" and so now she likes to do that when she's just finished nursing standing up.
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post #15 of 32
3/11/04 at 7:00pm
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post #16 of 32
3/11/04 at 7:43pm
Well, I'm not sure if this will be amusing to anyone but me... but...
Kyler was nursing one time and he pulled away quickly for some reason... and... well... I squirted him in the eye!

He didn't like it, but I thought it was hysterical!
I told DH it was payback for the few times he pee'd on us!
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post #17 of 32
3/11/04 at 8:13pm
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post #18 of 32
3/11/04 at 11:02pm

Italy doesn't do it so much anymore but for the first few months while Jordan was nursing she'd say, "Momma has boobie milk and Italy has Lemonade."
She went around "feeding" her dolls her boobie lemonade. What a nut!
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post #19 of 32
3/12/04 at 11:05am
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post #20 of 32
3/15/04 at 8:29pm
those are all so cute!
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post #21 of 32
4/13/04 at 10:44am
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Originally posted by Shari
Well, I'm not sure if this will be amusing to anyone but me... but...
Kyler was nursing one time and he pulled away quickly for some reason... and... well... I squirted him in the eye!

He didn't like it, but I thought it was hysterical!
I just did that to Livia on Sunday. She was SOO MAD at me!
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post #22 of 32
1/22/05 at 5:31pm
Okay, I'm not sure how this will sound to all of you but this was AWFUL when it happened. My daughter was about three months old and I was in the habit of carrying her around in the Baby Bjorn. Well, when she got hungry and I was in a hurry I wouldn't stop to nurse her;I'd just turn her to face me and pull my boob up and out. The most crucial step in all of this is that then I would cover her and my boob with a blankie. Okay so there we were in the mall doing just what I described when I decided to do some two handed shopping. The look of horror on a strange man's face was the first thing that alerted me to the fact that something wasn't right . The blanket had FALLEN down just enough for him and everyone else to get a load of my huge bare DD size boobie hiked up to practically chin level pushed straight out (over the baby bjorn straps so the baby could reach) and a little tiny baby head lying next to it. She had fallen asleep!
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post #23 of 32
1/22/05 at 6:58pm
That pretty much takes it Tsgirl
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post #24 of 32
4/15/05 at 7:21pm
Having to go to the RR while I was nuring. I could help it I had to go so I just continued to nurse while I went. It's was hard to do it but I didn't have a choice!
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post #25 of 32
4/20/05 at 7:15pm
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Been there done that Lupe!
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post #26 of 32
5/3/05 at 9:24pm
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Bet that the dog wasn't too happy about that!
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post #27 of 32
6/6/05 at 9:42pm
lmao i cant wait to breastfeed
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post #28 of 32
9/12/05 at 10:20am
Im Sure ive posted in one of these before! hmmm anyway when i had Jaydean i only Bf her for 2 weeks as it was too painful for me and i was too embarrased to ask for help

But with Sophie i fed her right up untill i went back to work she was 6mths old and i fed her WHEREVER i was i didnt car anyway i was at the zoo with SO and DD and Sophie was cuddled into me having her snack all you could see where her little legs lol as i had a blanket over her to cover up my

This couple were looking over and whispering and i just ignored them as i thought they were prolly saying how disgusting it was that i was BF in public, boy was i wrong they come over to me and folded back the blanket and was about to say awwwwwwww how Cu then they stopped and walked away they didnt realise i was BF lol and they both were so

LMAO
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post #29 of 32
9/21/05 at 5:27pm
ok so i have never breast fed..lol i think i would be in the enquirer if i did....i was however the best in the class on breastfeeding when we took child birth class The teacher would laugh because there were times when someone elses wife would ask me a question. LOL =)
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post #30 of 32
8/24/09 at 9:06am

Re: Share your funniest moments while breastfeeding

My son bit on my nipples one day when there were guest at our place. And as I scream they all come running, and asked, what happened? So embarrassing
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