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#1 of 9 Old 10-17-2004, 05:55 PM - Thead Starter
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
> >
> > Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
> >
> > "Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking
>too
> > many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
> >
> > "We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
> >
> > They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!"
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> > "You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
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> > Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You
>know
> > you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
> >
> > The wife stared at him. "What the **** is wrong with you?
> >
> > You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
> >
> > The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like
>when
> > I'm driving ."
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