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#1 of 9 Old 03-16-2004, 06:13 PM - Thead Starter
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THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

> Six married men

> will be dropped

> on an island with

> 1 car

> and

> 4 kids each,

> for 6 weeks.

> Each kid plays two sports

> and either takes

> music or dance classes.

> ****

> There is no access to fast food.

> ****

> Each man must take care of his 4 kids,

> keep his assigned house clean,

> correct all homework,

> complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

> ****

> The men only have access to television

> when the kids are asleep and

> all chores are done.

> there is only one TV between them

> and there is

> NO REMOTE.

> ****

> The men must shave their legs,

> wear makeup daily,

> which they must apply themselves,

> either while driving or

> while making four lunches.

> ****

> They must attend weekly PTA meetings;

> clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m.;

> make an Indian hut model with

> six toothpicks,

> a tortilla

> and one marker;

> and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.

> ****

> The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

> ****

> The last man wins...

> only if...

> he has enough energy to be intimate

> with his spouse at a moment's notice.

> ****

> If the last man does win, he can play the game

> over and over again

> for the next 18-25 years...

> eventually earning the right to be called

> ***************

> "Mother"

> ***************
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I LOVE IT !!!!! Now, this is a reality show I could get INTO !!
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I got this in my email too it is funny!
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Now THERE is an idea for a reality show!
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