Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Men - BabyUniversity.com - Baby and parenting forums and reviews
User Tag List

Forum Jump: 
 
Thread Tools
#1 of 10 Old 12-22-2003, 03:55 AM - Thead Starter
Special Member
 
LuAnn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: hillbilly heaven
Posts: 9,798
Likes Earned: 9
Likes Given: 0
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
1. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.



2. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.



3 A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

LuAnn is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
#2 of 10 Old 12-22-2003, 03:56 AM - Thead Starter
Special Member
 
LuAnn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: hillbilly heaven
Posts: 9,798
Likes Earned: 9
Likes Given: 0
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.



You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.



When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.

LuAnn is offline  
#3 of 10 Old 12-22-2003, 03:56 AM - Thead Starter
Special Member
 
LuAnn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: hillbilly heaven
Posts: 9,798
Likes Earned: 9
Likes Given: 0
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.



You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year long.



A Christmas tree is always erect.

LuAnn is offline  
 
#4 of 10 Old 12-22-2003, 03:57 AM - Thead Starter
Special Member
 
LuAnn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: hillbilly heaven
Posts: 9,798
Likes Earned: 9
Likes Given: 0
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Even small ones give satisfaction.



A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.



It looks good - even with the lights on.

LuAnn is offline  
#5 of 10 Old 12-22-2003, 03:57 AM - Thead Starter
Special Member
 
LuAnn's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: hillbilly heaven
Posts: 9,798
Likes Earned: 9
Likes Given: 0
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
And last but not least...

A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your car.

LuAnn is offline  
#6 of 10 Old 12-22-2003, 12:38 PM
Special Member
 
pharmgirl27's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 5,223
Likes Earned: 0
Likes Given: 0
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
pharmgirl27 is offline  
#7 of 10 Old 12-22-2003, 12:53 PM
Addicted Member
 
BeccaSueBoo's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Behind you, look!
Posts: 12,342
Likes Earned: 11
Likes Given: 0
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
So true!
BeccaSueBoo is offline  
#8 of 10 Old 12-22-2003, 01:10 PM
Addicted Member
 
StevesSweetie's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Wright City, MO
Posts: 14,421
Likes Earned: 10
Likes Given: 1
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
StevesSweetie is offline  
#9 of 10 Old 12-22-2003, 01:10 PM
Special Member
 
ryann2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: The Lone Star State
Posts: 5,663
Likes Earned: 11
Likes Given: 0
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
ryann2 is offline  
#10 of 10 Old 12-22-2003, 09:49 PM
Addicted Member
 
lvissers's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Haslett, MI
Posts: 32,573
Likes Earned: 3
Likes Given: 0
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 1 Post(s)
lvissers is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now

In order to be able to post messages on the BabyUniversity.com - Baby and parenting forums and reviews forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.
User Name:
If you do not want to register, fill this field only and the name will be used as user name for your post.
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.
Password:
Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.
Email Address:

Log-in


Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page


Forum Jump: 

Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off