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#1 of 4 Old 05-16-2004, 03:14 PM - Thead Starter
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You Might be a Redneck Gardener If:

You mow your lawn and find a wheelbarrow.

A half moon reminds you of your husband pulling weeds.

You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it is yellow.

Kudzu covers your arbor.

You don't water your front yard rather than mow it.

You know how many bags of fertilizer your car can hold.

You've ever cleaned your house with a leaf blower.

You empty the trash when you have enough to fill up the pickup.

You can amuse yourself for more that an hour with a hose.

You've been cited for reckless driving on a riding lawn mower.

You move your weed-eater to take a bath.
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Too funny!
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I thought they were too.
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